Since I’ve become jobless out of choice recently, I’ve had more time to ponder on possible career paths. One of the coolest jobs I’ve come across is The Thirsty Traveller. Although this is not so cool for your liver in the long-run, it’s still pretty cool, because
a) You get to see what the rest of the world looks like out of the bottom of an empty beer glass
b) You get a literal taste for culture
c) Bonding with the human race, because let’s face it – nothing brings you closer to humanity than food or drink, but usually both together
I enjoy a good drink but unfortunately I don’t get paid for it. But I think it’s time they enlisted some female Thirsty Travelers don’t you think?
I’ve been trained by my father from an early under-aged drinking age to kick ass, so I could probably hold my own. Although my skills have been reducing progressively due to other healthier activities getting in the way. Damn you, Healthy Lifestyle!
Having lived in New Zealand for a wee while, I’ve had the opportunity to savour many a lovely, refreshing brew but if it’s one thing I would refuse to drink, it’s this…
and yes, it is wrong for your mate’s mom to give you a ‘Woody’
